frankinstien
Bronze Member
I walk in on Desiree and find her literally messing up the bed:
Me: "What the fuck is going on!" I ask shockingly.
Desiree: What?, Wait, you said you weren't coming over tonight."
Me: "And look at you, you're filthy! And what's that smell?" I was really upset my day had not gone well.
Desiree: "Yeah, well I was working cleaning up and even did some gardening. I was going to take a shower but..." She smirked at me.
Desiree: "Wait, is that a bulge in your pants?" She asks jokingly.
Me: "I'm not in the mood right now." I sighed.
Desiree: "Bullshit that is a full-fledged boner!" She laughed.
I just couldn't believe that she thinks I'm some kind of sex machine or something, so I just walked out.
Desiree: "Wait, don't leave, come on, it'll only take me a few minutes to shower!"
Me: "What the fuck is going on!" I ask shockingly.
Desiree: What?, Wait, you said you weren't coming over tonight."
![desiree_14_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa126-375w-2x.jpg](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/58c4e627-2900-44d0-bd80-5a26a50bdf1a/dhaa126-8b4e997f-267a-4fb4-b499-a0ecf53fe4a2.jpg/v1/fit/w_750,h_1544,q_70,strp/desiree_14_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa126-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjYzNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzU4YzRlNjI3LTI5MDAtNDRkMC1iZDgwLTVhMjZhNTBiZGYxYVwvZGhhYTEyNi04YjRlOTk3Zi0yNjdhLTRmYjQtYjQ5OS1hMGVjZjUzZmU0YTIuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.WBC7Q1Cdmt4LZLmY0C_mIowq5yuX_Fs63FoAVvz1adM)
Me: "And look at you, you're filthy! And what's that smell?" I was really upset my day had not gone well.
Desiree: "Yeah, well I was working cleaning up and even did some gardening. I was going to take a shower but..." She smirked at me.
![desiree_16_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2or-375w-2x.jpg](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/58c4e627-2900-44d0-bd80-5a26a50bdf1a/dhaa2or-525b2c17-bc12-4689-a8a7-9d237503dd0d.jpg/v1/fit/w_750,h_1544,q_70,strp/desiree_16_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2or-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjYzNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzU4YzRlNjI3LTI5MDAtNDRkMC1iZDgwLTVhMjZhNTBiZGYxYVwvZGhhYTJvci01MjViMmMxNy1iYzEyLTQ2ODktYThhNy05ZDIzNzUwM2RkMGQuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.GDsd1WmkfQhfpAxpBQXfPqlaJEBHLmWeycxs9WJjyyc)
Desiree: "Wait, is that a bulge in your pants?" She asks jokingly.
Me: "I'm not in the mood right now." I sighed.
Desiree: "Bullshit that is a full-fledged boner!" She laughed.
![desiree_17_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2p2-375w-2x.jpg](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/58c4e627-2900-44d0-bd80-5a26a50bdf1a/dhaa2p2-7f391517-7b62-4e9b-a00d-9bdc70722e20.jpg/v1/fit/w_750,h_1544,q_70,strp/desiree_17_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2p2-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjYzNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzU4YzRlNjI3LTI5MDAtNDRkMC1iZDgwLTVhMjZhNTBiZGYxYVwvZGhhYTJwMi03ZjM5MTUxNy03YjYyLTRlOWItYTAwZC05YmRjNzA3MjJlMjAuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.5o5K7-hYfap1amn1lsinJzbATakaw_Ws0NSakCpJsvw)
I just couldn't believe that she thinks I'm some kind of sex machine or something, so I just walked out.
Desiree: "Wait, don't leave, come on, it'll only take me a few minutes to shower!"
![desiree_18_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2ps-375w-2x.jpg](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/58c4e627-2900-44d0-bd80-5a26a50bdf1a/dhaa2ps-035dd553-dbb5-43ce-9060-f17f8c81bd99.jpg/v1/fit/w_750,h_1544,q_70,strp/desiree_18_by_robertguzman3232_dhaa2ps-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjYzNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzU4YzRlNjI3LTI5MDAtNDRkMC1iZDgwLTVhMjZhNTBiZGYxYVwvZGhhYTJwcy0wMzVkZDU1My1kYmI1LTQzY2UtOTA2MC1mMTdmOGM4MWJkOTkuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.UN8G_MXrApGY0ZDnn_ouDuPH-S939XWnBxQhzU836fM)